Wednesday, February 4, 2009

España

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. - Randy Millholland

So lovelies, I am chilling in the Canary Islands and encouraging my mates in London to steal pepper pots for entry into an elite dinner paty at mine near my upcoming birthday. Mental? Sure, but also never dull!
Doing well with my Kiwaussie (born in Oz, raised in NZ) and missing him summat dreadful! Will update properly soon but for now, the sun is calling me and I must heed it. Just trust that I am ever an alien spy and international woman of mystery so stay tuned for further exploits..