Jimmy Shoe

"And the ponderer watched as the fairies danced and the beast waited..." -Gattina

Sloth wasn't real?!!! I almost fell over when my sister, Olivia, shattered a childhood icon this morning. Well, at least Chunk really was that fat, she consoled but darling, there really is no Father Christmas. Damn! There was only one thing for it so we wandered off for sushi.
For days and days now we have been bonding family styley with dancing, booze, drugs, shoe dancing, and my hottie flatmate. Fucking brill, baby! We decided to hit Fulham and troll for colonials last Saturday and ended up finding a cutie South African but I lost him somewhere along Fulham Broadway with a brand new gram of charlie. Damn those wet pavements!! No worries, we went back to mine and awaited my flatmates. We had my Swiss friend in tow since he was visiting for the weekend but my sis made short work of him with cello tape and the hat we got from a doorman at the Slug. My flatmates were in a state- drunk, naked, and fighting on Tottenham Court Road but when they finally got home, it was worth the trouble! Olivia and I got cosy on a sofa.. ok, we snogged, shagged, and soaked ourselves in beer and olive oil- don't ask! We have decided to share my flatmate which apparently suits him since he didn't mind us overtaking his room and wardrobe (magic shoes are very useful when you are off your faces on MDMA for days!). I should report that last week, I got high with my flatmates and the boy showed mad oral skills so I had no problem recommending his mouth to my beloved sister.
I am quite positive I have never laughed so much in my entire life as the last few days! Yesterday, Olivia and I went for a meal and some wine and ended up back at mine with party hats and bubbles and lollies for the boys. Funnily enough, they were like ecstatic kiddos! Never a dull moment round ours! The House of love will be sad though when the guys leave for snowboarding tomorrow but Olivia and I are going to rock on and do some baking. Ok, we won't just bake but it will be nice to offer the men we are planning on pulling some snacks. Baked bums anyone?! Don't forget icing! I'll update again soon cuz there are lots of missing bits but had to tell you all that I am NOT hibernating though I had a lovely spoon with my sis last night after waking up masturbating myself next to her. Dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. :)