'Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.' - Friedrich Nietzsche
I left you last with the description of my life as a tug-of-war rope and the harem I have collected. Hmmm...
MFH has been tolerating all with good grace but is now on the fast track to file for divorce. M's children are fantastic (and loved the story I wrote, yay!) so the threat was growing until this weekend when M treated me like an au pair with benefits and then had the gall to tell me he knew he was being a cock but he also knew I would take it for love of his kiddos and puppy. WTF?! Bastard! if I hadn't been in the middle of teaching his daughter to cook, I probably would have taken up a knife and gutted him with it. Innit.
Told him to take me home early the next morning and we agreed to take a couple days to cool down and then talk. I had been sort of a drunken ass the night before he was a cock to me so we agreed that we each had a bad day. I will try to be fair about it but Gattina has so many suitors who are nice to her... and a weakness for those who are not. Damn it. We'll see.
My brother's birthday bash was a fabulous time and the height was a lovely transvestite who sniffed out my ex's submissiveness and pulled him around by the hair and fondled his bits. Brilliant!
MFH is now ring shopping for me and choosing the appropriate drug to tranquilise me through the wedding. I have to be drugged enough not to run away but coherent enough to take vows. Sounds fun! As for drugs, I have been off them for weeks now. Just not in the mood. I haven't been smoking fags either. Don't worry, I am still drinking like a sailor and shagging like a minx so I am still me! Just me with her vices being rearranged!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
But They Will Queue!
'Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.' - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Well, well, well... our lovable little Gattina is playing hard to get AND being had by many, both at the same time. Let me explain:
My future husband is still married and divorce papers have yet to be filed by either him or his wife so I have time for, and the absolute right to, sport date. {I can see my darling Alex right now shaking his head and muttering 'Bloodsports!'. I love you, Alex! :)} I decided to continue internet dating and have met some good blokes. Nice people, good shags. I will keep most of them around as mates after I marry. There is no threat to MFH there. You like that? My Future Husband like Her Royal Highness? -sniggers- But I digress. There is one bloke that is a potential threat to him and it's making for some interesting competition. I would enjoy the tug-of-war match much more if I was not the rope! My brother finds it endlessly amusing (that and the fact that I have acquired a harem, he can't keep their names straight). I am reminded of an episode of 'Coupling' where Steve says of Jane's dates that you shouldn't learn their names, you'll only get attached. Ha!
I was out at a lovely restaurant where I know the chef/owner and, let's just call him M, knows the owner as well. We were introduced and he sat next to me and proceeded to entertain me with witty banter. MFH was due to meet me there but I couldn't seem to get a word in to tell M so! Well, MFH sat down next to us and we all had a rousing convo on travel, women, and pornography. Good times!
I saw M out a few nights later when I was accompanied by a harem boy. That is not the gentleman you were with a couple nights ago, he observed. I am aware of that, I quipped. He laughed and we exchanged numbers. I texted him a few days later to invite him to the stripper's Halloween party afore mentioned. He came and it WAS a great party. But you can read that evening in the last post.
Back to present, MFH had to go to LA for work and M seized the opportunity to take me to his lake house for a few days. There I fell in love with his puppy and organised his fabulous kitchen. I cooked and cooked. One eve, he brought home blue marlin steaks and a pomegranate, presented them to me and said, make me something brilliant. I did! That reduction sauce was the best I have done in some time. Yay! He told me he is falling in love with me and I told him I am already promised to MFH. How does MFH feel about all this? Gnashing his teeth. Not only because of the potential threat M poses (he is the sort of man to play dirty to get what he wants and he certainly wants me) but also because he likes hanging out with M and now they are adversaries thanks to my overactive libido. Hey, I am climbing to my sexual peak here and it's all written on the package, sweetie! Sometimes I miss Matteo and Cri so much...
Ahem, M has three small children and a psychotic ex-wife. Anyone want to take odds on this one? I am meeting the children Sunday. He is furious that I won't spend ALL weekend with them but my brother's party is tonight and I want to see MFH as soon as he is back which is tomorrow. M will just have to get over it since Gattina does as she pleases. Gattina is spoiled but not rotten: I will be spending the rest of this avo finishing a story I promised to his eldest daughter. A Hungarian dragon story.
Ta for reading, darlings!
Well, well, well... our lovable little Gattina is playing hard to get AND being had by many, both at the same time. Let me explain:
My future husband is still married and divorce papers have yet to be filed by either him or his wife so I have time for, and the absolute right to, sport date. {I can see my darling Alex right now shaking his head and muttering 'Bloodsports!'. I love you, Alex! :)} I decided to continue internet dating and have met some good blokes. Nice people, good shags. I will keep most of them around as mates after I marry. There is no threat to MFH there. You like that? My Future Husband like Her Royal Highness? -sniggers- But I digress. There is one bloke that is a potential threat to him and it's making for some interesting competition. I would enjoy the tug-of-war match much more if I was not the rope! My brother finds it endlessly amusing (that and the fact that I have acquired a harem, he can't keep their names straight). I am reminded of an episode of 'Coupling' where Steve says of Jane's dates that you shouldn't learn their names, you'll only get attached. Ha!
I was out at a lovely restaurant where I know the chef/owner and, let's just call him M, knows the owner as well. We were introduced and he sat next to me and proceeded to entertain me with witty banter. MFH was due to meet me there but I couldn't seem to get a word in to tell M so! Well, MFH sat down next to us and we all had a rousing convo on travel, women, and pornography. Good times!
I saw M out a few nights later when I was accompanied by a harem boy. That is not the gentleman you were with a couple nights ago, he observed. I am aware of that, I quipped. He laughed and we exchanged numbers. I texted him a few days later to invite him to the stripper's Halloween party afore mentioned. He came and it WAS a great party. But you can read that evening in the last post.
Back to present, MFH had to go to LA for work and M seized the opportunity to take me to his lake house for a few days. There I fell in love with his puppy and organised his fabulous kitchen. I cooked and cooked. One eve, he brought home blue marlin steaks and a pomegranate, presented them to me and said, make me something brilliant. I did! That reduction sauce was the best I have done in some time. Yay! He told me he is falling in love with me and I told him I am already promised to MFH. How does MFH feel about all this? Gnashing his teeth. Not only because of the potential threat M poses (he is the sort of man to play dirty to get what he wants and he certainly wants me) but also because he likes hanging out with M and now they are adversaries thanks to my overactive libido. Hey, I am climbing to my sexual peak here and it's all written on the package, sweetie! Sometimes I miss Matteo and Cri so much...
Ahem, M has three small children and a psychotic ex-wife. Anyone want to take odds on this one? I am meeting the children Sunday. He is furious that I won't spend ALL weekend with them but my brother's party is tonight and I want to see MFH as soon as he is back which is tomorrow. M will just have to get over it since Gattina does as she pleases. Gattina is spoiled but not rotten: I will be spending the rest of this avo finishing a story I promised to his eldest daughter. A Hungarian dragon story.
Ta for reading, darlings!
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